Ok, I know what you’re thinking: This guy stayed up all night to watch the Royal Wedding even though he’s American, has never been to England, has no English heritage, and is completely unaffected by what’s going on with the British royalty whatsoever. Well, you’re mostly right. I didn’t stay up ALL night In fact, I probably passed out just as the party was getting started! Fact was, I had work in the morning and wasn’t about to lose more …